What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Deuteronomy 17

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What did one boob say to the other boob

But this is not

Innocent before proven guilty

Your going to be alright just relax

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Maybe leave out

I don't like religions.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Bible.. Hm.?

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?